If My Friends Could See Me Now

Connie Francis

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If they could see me now,
That little gang of mine,
I'm eating fancy chow
And drinking fancy wine
.I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact
The kind of top drawer, first rate chums I attract.
All I can say is "Wow-ee!
Looka where I am.
Tonight I landed, pow!
Right in a pot of jam.
What a set up!
Holy cow!
They'd never believe it,
If my friends could see me now!
Tonight at eight you shoulda seen
A chauffeur pull up in a rented limousine!
My neighbors burned!
They like to die!
When I tell them who is gettin' in and goin' out is I!
Alone with Mister V.,
Who's waiting on me like he was a maître d'
I'd hear my buddies saying:
"Crazy, what gives?
Tonight she's living like
The other half lives!
"To think the highest brow,
Which I must say is he,
If they could see me now,
My little dusty group,
Traipsin' 'round this million dollar chicken coop
.I'd hear those thrift shop cats say:
"Brother, get her!
Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur."
All I can say is,
"Wow!
Wait till the riff an' raff
See just exactly how
He sign this autograph.
" What a build up! Holy cow!
They'd never believe it,
If my friends could see me now!